Name: Krishan
Age: 20
Birth Date: September 3rd 1986
Location: Southall Middlesex and Birmingham University.
Krishan, I do not know what to say. You are probably the most pathetic, fake, most irritating prick I have ever met in my whole life. Everything about you makes my blood boil, you are truly a peice of art (in the worst possible way immaginable).
The amount of crap that comes out of that huge mouth of yours is outstanding! Have you ever said a sentance without it being so full of your nonsense?
I suppose that thats why you're so big, all that shit needs a place to rest, right? You look like a fucking ogre, Shrek.
Ladies, allow me to introduce the biggest prat on the planet. Be warned, this guy has a very high potential of being a rapist, seeing as he's never going to get it any other way, and probably spends most of his spare time with his hand and a bottle of lube.
Hats off to your Krishan, even Birk isnt as much of a fuckhead as you, and thats saying something.
Here is my advice to you:
Grow some hair. Those lines are way too annoying.
Try to speak to women without talking 100% bullshit.
Come to think of it, do women a favour and just don't talk to them.
Get plastic surgery to look less like Shrek and less like a beaver.
Tell your mum to put you in the washing machine so your fat ass shrinks down to a more appropriate size!
Stop being such a cunt!
Follow these steps for a happy future and the sake of women everywhere.
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Krishan: Halloween is over, take the mask off already!
